Forget Rednecks... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Englanders...
(1) If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England .
(2) If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in
(3) If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
(4) If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in
(5) If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of
(6) if you measure distance in hours, you live in
(7) If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in
(8) If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in
(9) If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England
(10) If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England ..
(11) If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in
(12) If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England
(13) If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England
(14) If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in
(15) If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
(16) If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends & others, you live in
Monday, August 13, 2007
Forget Rednecks...
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